Oh Chantelle, we'd hoped for so much more. The Mail's right on this one, you really have become an even more cut-price version of Jordan. And we're not happy about it.

GMTV's Michael Underwood has pulled out of Dancing on Ice due to an ankle injury.

Freddie Starr and Sam Fox are swapping wives on the latest Celeb Wife Swap, Channel 4, Sunday 27 January 2008, 8pm.

Very cute pictures of the Big Brother girls dressed as animals, in The Sun today. Jimmy Carr's tasks sound pretty mean though.

Brian and Amanda have split up! NOOooooooOOOOOoooo!!!!! Oh, alright then. Apparently she wanted to go out in central London all the time with "other celebrities" and he wanted her to stay at home in Essex with him. I guess sometimes the person you happen to be sharing a dorm with on a tv show for a couple of months doesn't turn out to be the love of your life.

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