Aggie McKenzie, the Daily Mail gleefully reports, takes 65 pills a day. That's quite a lot, isn't it? It sounds like she's in a lot of pain, a lot of the time. I'm not a doctor, but I'm not sure that's normal.

Samantha Mumba's the latest to be booted off the ice skating show. After being voted out she said: "I've really enjoyed myself. This is something I'm going to keep up."

Including this link to Holly Willoughby's norks should get us some hits.

...and Simon Cowell has threatened to sack the female X Factor judges if they don't stop squabbling. Well, kind of. A source said: "It's nearly contract time again. Sharon said she doesn't want to come back with Dannii - and Dannii said she doesn't want to work with Sharon. But Simon has banged both their heads together and told them, 'If you don't shut up - I can replace you both'."

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