It's "like being stabbed in the heart by your own child", says one TV insider, clutching her chest. Actually I think it's more like being force-fed someone else's sour grapes. Jade Goody has decided that the latest series of BB is so bad that even she wouldn't take part. Let's face it, Ms Goody won't be asked back - she doesn't have much to lose by slagging the show off. And here's the key line in that article: "She hasn't watched it once".

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