I'd kind of forgotten about the eviction part, but the honeymoon couldn't last forever. It was a long, drifty, sleepy hangover of a show yesterday - no alarms and no surprises... in all its efforts to be touchy-feely and nicey-nicey, you start to wonder whether Big Brother has lost its edge.

You didn't miss much. Kelly Osbourne was big... sister, barely more than a teenager herself. She was, well, she was fine. Cut a long story short, Jade, Jeremy and Victor are up for eviction. And since Jeremy and Victor have created some kind of 'ironically misogynistic' tag-team, I hope one of them does go soon. No one is impressed. Your daily clip is overleaf.

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