Here it is then, Leon fans and sadists, looming from the shadows with the dead eyes and the quivering hand like a harbinger of national doom. And be warned, it starts playing immediately. Do not adjust your computer, just adjust your voting habits in future.

It's very blue, it's very cloying, and I'm not feeling it, personally. But I suppose they did put the whole thing together in about eleven minutes. Christmas number one though? Seriously? I'm afraid this is what the world has come to. Better start drinking now, folks. And don't bother stopping, things will only get worse. Happy Christmas!

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