I mean not to get too analytical on your ass, but did Simon Cowell's mother look like this or something? One's his girlf, the other's last year's winner of The X Factor. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a type. Cowell, if you're reading, can you shed any light on this? Please, have a long hard look at the pics below and, you know, do the math(s).

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