Oh do me a favour, I thought, but apparently it's true - X Factor Leon's got a 'romance' on the go with blonde Emily from Hope. She's even dumped her boyfriend for him.

According to The Sun, David Walliams asked to meet Rhydian after Saturday's show. So in the unlikely even he doesn't win the contest, we can at least expect to see him on telly again if there is (god forbid) another series of Little Britain.

I can't keep up with the random-word generating device that is the I'm a Celebrity PR team. Here's a sample though: McLaren's out before he's even got on the plane, after discovering to his horror that there might be snakes and spiders in the tropical rainforest. Show bosses encourage nude showering, the big pervs, loads of the contestants sleep-walk this year (including 'babe' Gemma, who no doubt also sleeps wearing nothing but a tassle), and there's going to be the biggest ever budget for trials - with one task involving a human burial - including headstone. Ah, reality telly. Lovely light entertainment for all the family.

Kate Garraway pulled through again on Saturday's Strictly, despite being the worst by loads. She reckons the public keeps rescuing her because she's the underdog. Oh and Penny Lancaster's out. As Arlene colourfully put it: "It was like a canary and a crow flying in from Stansted." Kylie, remember her, is rumoured to appear on both Strictly (on December 1st) and X Factor (December 15th). Still holding out for a Kylie/Dannii duet, especially since that excellent catfight on The Kylie Show. Nothing planned yet though, sadly.

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