The hype is over; it's finally back. It's still wacky, it's still presented by a couple of hungover geordies and it's still essentially just Duncan Dares in the jungle plus bonus animal cruelty*. Perhaps you disagree. Predictably, not much has happened yet. It's a shame Malcolm bottled it**, but I think maybe ageing model Janice could turn out to be more shocking and 'punk' even than him...

* And dude it's over an hour long!
** True fact: I went to see the Sex Pistols in Brixton last night, and Johnny walked onto stage, had a sip of something, and said "A drink! To the demise of Malcolm. What a w*nker."

The Snake Rock campers were left hungry after "world's first supermodel" Janice failed to win them any food in her Bushtucker Trial.

Gemma was perhaps unduly concerned that the team would leave the jungle "after losing 14 stone in a day" (it's basic biology really) and Lynne said: "We’re not going to do anything more tonight that’s going to mean more food, are we? It’s just going to be rice and beans.”

Gemma said: “I’ll be up in the middle of the night and I’ll be munching on the medical box.” For god's sake woman, what's wrong with rice and beans? Maybe on the set of Hollyoaks they all eat caviar off the butt cheeks of naked rent-boys but things are going to be different here, lady... hopefully.

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