Seriously though - what is your game-plan, The Public? Do you want J to win or something? Is that what you want? Because you know that's what's going to happen if you keep this up. It was between Cerys and Gemma last night. Although we're all desperate to see what happens between the star-crossed lovers, we're apparently even more desperate to get rid of the nice young soap actress.

Still, the competition just got interesting. If you're not already watching, here are some reasons why it might be worth tuning in a few nights this week, if you can manage it:

1. It's now between exuberant panto dame Christopher Biggins, loudmouth American Janice Dickinson, lovestruck Cerys Matthews, and dull former pop star Jason "J" Brown. Now that we basically know who everyone is, it's much more interesting to watch them do relatively boring things. Like, er, shower.

2. The tension is mounting. The bookies think it's between Biggins and Janice now. Do the campers? Do you?

3. They're all starting to talk about the outside world a lot more. It's gone into that "what's going on out there? What century is this? Is the war over?" mode. They're increasingly disorientated and confused about what's real, and how long they've been 'under'.

4. There are no particular cliques left. It's like the all the sporty kids have been picked for teams and we've been left with this ramshackle bunch of extras from the Bash Street Kids. None of them are that close to each other. Expect awkward silences.

5. Imagine if the world ended tomorrow, and only these four survived. It'd be down to Janice and Biggins to repopulate the world.

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