Slimy Rhydd, the least popular and most in need of a wash member of the final 12 has been mouthing off to the Sun today about being unfairly edited on the show. He reckons he's been painted as a "pantomime villain". We say: stop moaning and see that as the career opportunity it is!

Kylie's going to be in the X Factor live finals, but according to The News Of The World, Simon prefers Dannii. Yes, there really is a story about that. The paper's definition of "the world" seems to get narrower every day.

Meanwhile, The Sun is running a photo of Icaro that you never wanted or needed to see. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Amusing one in The Mail today - apparently rugby player Kenny Logan confused viewers after the Strictly results show on Sunday, by turning up on ITV just 10 minutes after the Strictly credits rolled. There he was, fresh as a daisy, in a new suit, and ready to report on the Scotland-Argentina match... from Paris. Simple explanation of course. Teleporters.

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