Live TV at its best this weekend. So, for those who missed it...

- Brucie made a joke about performing to Queen Victoria and there was a bit where everyone went quiet to try to work out whether that could be true.
- Everyone went on and on and on about how lovely Kelly Brook is. No one really seemed to be watching the dance moves.
- The least aesthetically pleasing dancers got the worst scores. Call me cynical. Go on, I've heard it all before.
- A meta game of error-spotting in the show's production: the voiceovers and graphics were all over the place.
- The men's group dance was an absolute car-crash, but at least they were having fun.
- Dynasty milf Stephanie Beacham was booted off, but the real tears came from unexpected people.

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