Anyone else have a problem with the music choices on this show? I'm sure the ghastly covers of Madonna and Blondie songs actually made some of the dancing seem much worse than it was. Still, you know what you're getting with Strictly, don't you? Saturday was a typical night, it was all there: sparkle, tears, Bruno laughing too much at Bruce's jokes, Len Goodman giving everyone ridiculously high scores.

Matt Di Angelo fans (and who isn't) can find Strictly news here, Kelly Brook lovers should stay away from her front garden and head here instead, Willie was kicked off of course, and for those who complained about my 'animal cruelty' comments last week, the judges compared to both a walrus and a polar bear. So nah nah nah-nah nah nah.

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