Here's a great way to get into the mood for Strictly this weekend. It's an article that appeared in the Mail today, where the judges talk about the dancers and competitors. It's all good fun, although in true Daily Mail tradition, the punctuation is randomly allocated and not all the sentences have an ending.

The prize for most confusing headline goes to The Sun this morning, with their snappy Kenny Strictly No-Bum Dancing. The mind boggles, and continues to after reading the article, which is something to do with Kenny Logan having to wear a thong under his kilt.

Letitia Dean has been mauled and savaged by her dance partner - quite an image I'm sure you'll agree - for letting her marriage problems affect her performance.

Meanwhile - hold the front page - Penny Lancaster has been spotted eating a chip. The big fat pig.

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