When you're watching the show at the weekend, I want you to concentrate especially hard on the female dancers' moves: is that a shimmy or a shudder the Strictly girls are doing?

Bruce told the Sun that he has the best job in the world — peering up the skirts of the show’s leggy dancers. I guess he's referring to his position as Host of the dance contest, and not some new, niche-interest porn career he's embarked on.

Bruce told the Sun: “I like a bit of cheekiness with the dancers or the contestants. In particular Ola and Lilia (two of the professionals paired with the stars) wear some very short outfits which please our male public, and that includes me.

“I get a bird’s eye view right up their skirts because I’m at the side, which makes me very happy. Men must be very jealous!... It’s a great line-up, I’m thrilled. It’s quite incredible on the glamour side. I don’t know Penny, although Rachel Hunter was in the Christmas special and she pinched my bottom."

For more of this sort of debauchery get over to The Sun and read it yourself. Brucie turns 80 next year, but still refuses to do the decent thing and retire, claiming he keeps young by performing a sexy, hip-wiggling dance with wife Wilnelia, a former Miss World who must be about 112 herself by now.

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