Maybe she's trying to look like Jordan or something. I mean the sun-baked country in the Middle East, not the Page 3 girl. Chanters, if you're reading this (which you should be) it's time to put the creosote away. You were so lovely before! All... normal. I don't know what you were going for here, but to me you look like a wholesome farm egg. You used to look like a person. Now the only person you look like is David Dickinson or someone doing some street theatre.

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