You remember Katie Hopkins, right? She kinda took over the world for a short while... even Richard Curtis mentioned her in his Bafta speech. Incredible. But then, she was a pretty incredible person all round - in the literal sense that it's hard to believe that she exists. It was like she'd been TARDIS'd in from the 1980s, and not even the real 1980s, but the imagined 1980s we have where absolutely everybody was a hard-nosed yuppie.

She's been quiet for a while, but now she's apparently being courted by two TV shows - I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and Cirque De Celebrite. As UnrealityTV points out, it's not exactly hard to work out which she might go for: A really-quite-interesting and very entertaining prime-time show featuring two talented presenters, which has relaunched the career of many, or... you know, Cirque de Celebrite. Answers on a postcard, kids.

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