Ladies, if you've ever harboured a secret crush on Gordon Ramsay, this story should cure you. I hope you're not eating your tea. According to The Sun, the TV Chef was rushed to hospital recently after scorching his privates in the kitchen. As Ramsay put it: "I burnt my right b*****k and I'm in absolute agony. You wouldn't believe how much this hurts."

He talked about the painful kitchen accident at the GQ Men of the Year awards this week, where he picked up the Best Chef gong. "The other day I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando," Argh! Make it stop! "Then suddenly I felt this searing heat - my b***s were burning." (Pushing plate away), actually, I don't think I want this anymore.

Amazingly, Ramsay is not the first celebrity chef to suffer such a wound after disregarding underpants - Jamie Oliver burned himself where it hurts while cooking a Valentine's Day meal for his wife in the nude in 2004. I mean, why would you even do that? Boys, just put them away! It's not attractive, it's just stressful to watch. I'm worried about your parts, I'm worried about your mental health, I'm worried what's going to end up in my Hollandaise sauce.

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