I didn't think it could get worse than SJP's "Lovely"... then Jordan came up with "Stunning". I mean, for goodness sake. Do they put any thought into this at all? Do they just see what it says under "nice" in the Roget's Thesaurus? From Jade's tediously coy "Ssh!" to the rough-as-guts pretentions of "Intimately Beckham" there's no doubt they're all stinkers, but there has to be a particularly odious one... What do you reckon? The answer is right under your nose.

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