Aw. Bless wickle Brian. He gone and done a funny. Bri' made his stage debut last night in The Vegemite Tales playing a guardian angel for a guy who hasn't had sex for a year. Does a career at the Royal Shakespeare Company beckon for the Basildon Bard?

The thing is, Brian took to the stage with a standing ovation, even though he was wearing a costume made out of used condoms. It's probably safe to assume that they weren't actually used, but rather, the work of some clever trickery from the special effects department. Bri' trod the boards and got the laughs every time he uttered one of his which had been written into the script. Sadly for BB8 fans, Brain’s guest performance was for one night only.

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