Daaaaayyyyy Wuuun in the Big Udder field... what is happening to the world? Today is Day One of Big Udder, a project apparently set up to promote products made from Jersey cows. I think. It's a bit hard to work out, quite frankly. Which specific organisation is actually behind the whole thing isn't even clear... but there's a definitely a few webcams, this horrific Davina/cow hybrid, and a Dairy Room. Clever. If I've followed it correctly, each week we can nominate our favourite Jersey cow-related food-stuff, and maybe win a hamper. Just go to the website, that's probably the best idea.

Some joker called Terry will be popping up each week to tell us what's been going on, and he and his team will "be checking each and every herdmate to make sure they're in tip top condition (especially their udders and feet) and even organising the odd pedicure." More exciting than the real thing then, eh? I jest...

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