While Chanelle has been cheating on Ziggy (allegedly etc…) and Billi’s been shagging FOUR of the ex housemates (how, with that hair?) one of the BB8 lot has been saving themselves for someone much more newsworthy.

Short-lived Seany is now appearing on Facebook, sandwiched between Samanda in his profile pic, as ‘Seany Love’. And what lovin’ he’s been havin’, if his claims are correct. If you’re already a Facebook freak, follow this link.

If you’re not, you’d need to register and join ‘Derek Zoolander's Group For Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking People’ to discover the follow gem: Seany says he’s slept with Ben Stiller. What’s even more hilarious than this very dubious claim is the nonchelant way he announces it in the comments section of the group.

While most people are ‘practicing their Blue Steel’ and ‘being really really ridiculously good looking, this is Seany’s contribution to the page: “Totally off topic....but I've actually had sex with Ben Stiller....he's not out yet....anyway, lovin' the site.” So casual, so cool – so really, really ridiculously unlikely.

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