Sorry, who? Oh! That one from Hell's Kitchen who you hadn't honestly heard of till yesterday. In the accurate and scientifically-aware words of The Mirror, at some point in the past she had a cyst on her ovary that burst and released 'poison' into her bloodstream. Fingers crossed it won't happen again in Marco's kitchen.

Adele voices her concerns about fertility to the Mirror's sensitive listening ear, raging through the tears: "Do you know how much of a miracle it is to have children?" Miracle, burden, unplanned expense, whatever. Seems she's just been written out of Emmerdale. Ah, the power of fiction. Now that's what I call a miracle.

Oh blah blah who cares, here's a nice picture of Danni Minogue in a frock.

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