Once out, stay out. That's my motto.

Heatworld is getting very excited indeed by the prospect of Chanelle going back into the house.

I really can't think of anything worse. When Jon Tickle went back in, it was because we all missed his whimsical ways of talking rubbish but being a supremely nice bloke. Then, of course, there was that time he tried to make a heater for the pool. Awesome.

And then Nikki last year. Reuniting her with (doomed) love Pete was great.

But why Chanelle? I haven't missed her. No-one has. Not even Ziggy. Keep her out. If Chanelle goes in, I'm going to decapitate Betsy. Yes, Daily Star, if you're watching, that's a Betsy death threat from me. Go nuts.

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