Remember Makosi from Big Brother 6? The one who thought she was preggers after a Geordie had touched her leg? Well, according to her good self, she is the closest living thing we have to Princess Diana.

In her own words; "Men have seen my breasts in magazines – who wouldn't want me? But no one wants to know! They think, 'She comes with such baggage.' I think I'm the black Princess Diana. She was misunderstood and couldn't get a date – and that's me."

So, are we to assume that Princess Diana got to where she was by flashing her great undulating knockers in a reality TV paddling pond and wearing an afro wig? The only similarity I can spot contains the word 'car crash'* and the phrase 'dying on your arse'.

*as in TV folks... save your complaint letters
[via HolyMoly]

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