If making sweet sweet love can be referred to as the 'beast with two backs' then this coupling would have had 200% more back than brains. Eh? Celebrity Big Brother contestant Jack Tweedy tried chatting up Big Brother evictee Charley shortly after splitting up with Jade Goody. I can't imagine a more horrendous pairing.

According to The Sun, Tweedy tried to flirt with the former lapdancer in London last week but was turned down by the evicted housemate because she claimed to be a fan of Tweedy's ex. Apparently, Tweedy tried to woo Charley with a romantic "Jade and I used to watch you on TV. You were always my favourite, you're gorgeous. I like your hot arse...do you want to come back with me?"

Talking about the pair's meeting, a source said: "Charley told Jack 'I really like Jade, what about Jade?' and Jack told her 'We're on a break.' 'Then he asked her to come back to his and Charley was quite disgruntled and walked away. He just came across as a bit of a desperate idiot."

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