Here we are at the ninth eviction of Big Brother 8! Woo! The Twins, Amy's twins, Jonty and Kara-Louise are up for eviction, and I'll be here, drinking sitting on my sofa, and texting over and over again to get Amy and her invisible eyebrows out of the house, once and for all...

This will be my first liveblog for Available For Panto, but considering I sit all on my own every Friday night watching the evictions in my dark livingroom over cold leftovers...this adds some excitement to my life. And it should add some to yours, too.

20:32 Sooooo I'm watching the highlights from earlier and the groceries are in. Gerry is hugging a bottle of olive oil while he twirls about. Carole's currently pissing around the groceries, marking her territory...

20:38 Amy just said "Mind my nipples." to Gerry. Awkward.

20:41 Davina has a fake tattoo or stamp of some kind on her arm. I wonder if she went to a club last night or something...

20:46 Boooooooos for Amy! Someone has a sign that says "Push Off Ziggy". Awww, Jonty looks quite fetching tonight. Bless his disturbed little heart.

20:50 Kara-Louise is on the catwalk. (Not crying, mind you.) Amy's walking down the catwalk and just "dropped it like it's hawt". True to form, her tit just popped out. Oops. I think she just gave Brian a boner.

20:57 Ziggy's pissed off he didn't win the fashion contest. He's just mad that he's not as pretty as the twins. (Again, Sam and Amanda. Not Amy's breastage.)

21:03 Amy said she's really sad she didn't get to talk to Chanelle. Awww, sad times. Poor thing.

21:04 Liam's perfect pick up line? "Hey baby!" His perfect woman? "Me cuppa tea is any color skin, any color hair, any color eyes...boobs is boobs, right? Little, big medium...I like getting amungst it...I like a lass who can put an point across without arguing...don't make a "big song and dance" about it.

21:08 Carole apparently spent half of last night cleaning up "cheese and shit" from the sofa. With brooms. BROOMS!

21:11 Briain: "I've said things in this house that are going to make me look stupid. For like. EVER." Nooooo! What are you talking about!?

21:12 Amy just said that she "wants to ride the f*** out of him" in regards to Liam. Who is she??

21:18 Amy and Liam are in the bathroom and Liam just kissed her with her toothbrush hanging out of her mouth. Sexy. (Oh, and Gerry's in a dress.)

21:19 Gerry (still in a dress) and Jonty are cackling because they put a broom in the Diary Room door handle to lock Amanda in. You guys!!! You are SO FUNNY!!! She screaming, "CARRRROOOOLLLLLE GET ME OUT." And so all the boys mooned her. I just saw Ziggy's pubes.

21:21 Liam just invited Amy under his duvet. (Not his umbrella.) She looks bored. She just bit his arm. BORING. Make a move!

21:23 Big Brother is gossiping with The Twins in the diary room about flirting boys in the house. Big Brother! You goss!

21:25 Back to Davina! The ninth person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is...AMY!!!! WOOOOOOT! (Liam's like, "Crap. I didn't even get LAID!")

21:26 And she's, of course, topless in protest.

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