Hello again. I've been creating a huge wicker figure of Shanessa outside my house and now, all of David's pagan friends are all dancing around it and stripping off their kilts. It's ace! I'd take pictures of it but I can't for two very good reasons. Firstly, my batteries have run out in my camera and secondly, I'm lying.

Anyway, here we are faced with some woolly interviewing from Davina, the thoughts of David and well... whatever the Shanessa equivalent of thoughts are. Getting her waps out probably and shouting "WUUUUUUUURRRR!" or something.

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21.59 I'm still eating! AARGH! Well, you're only going to miss some rubbish highlights anyway. Back to speed chewing!

22.03 Whilst Davina shouts "I'M COMING TO GET YOU!", the crowd yell and cheer their support for Brian. Oh, and Shanessa looks like Roy Wood from Wizzard. Honestly. Check it out.

22.05 The doors open and the crowd go...

... BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

22.06 It may be worth noting that both housemates left together... which is nice.

22.10 David. An articulate man, has probably waited his whole life to talk coherently on telly with a degree of intelligence. However, it's all been spoiled because Shanessa is sat next to him. That is what is known as an injustice. Still, it's funny to see Roy Wood and Steve Strange sat beside each other.

22.12 Hilariously, Shanessa keeps saying things like "all the way through" and "loads" and let it be me who points out that she was in the main house for about 54 seconds.

22.13 Davina, once again, shows the world why the BBC cancelled her chat-show. She's asking dull questions and as a result, is giving nothing for the housemates to chew on. This is a joyless affair. She's been talking a while, but hasn't yet ripped Shanessa about that hideous lap-dance

22.14 Sorry to bring up the lap-dance again.

22.15 I spoke too soon. They're showing it again. I've just thrown up my tea. In fact, it's so bad that Shanessa said, after viewing the clip, that she felt "sick". Proof, beyond question, that she's a horror.

22.17 Shanessa is telling the world that her and Ziggy had 'a moment'. Davina refutes it. David quips that Ziggy was "probably fearing for his life". See? You should have kept David in.

22.18 Going through each housemate, both Shanessa and David just say what everyone else is thinking. Of the two, David looks a decent bloke. How could you Britain? HOW COULD YOU?

22.19 It doesn't matter that much does it?

22.20 Go on then. The best bits. David's highlight reel makes him look like a decent bloke. Gerry's fawning over David is priceless. In fact, I would have liked to have seen David staying in just to see Gerry turn into a big soppy pup.

22.22 Shanessa's best bits? I can think of two things in particular that shouldn't be included in this skit. Oh. There they are. Ooop. And again. Yep. And again. Jesus. Put 'em away. Even when she was dressed as a cow she had her udders out.

22.23 The faux shame from Shanessa is see through.

22.24 The interviews are over... and it all felt pretty pointless. In fact, this whole halfwit house thing felt largely pointless. Big Brother made a boob on this one. Tune in next week for someone else's views on the evictions and all things Big Brother... and don't forget... keep tuning in here for all your BB news. We're fun! Honest we are!

[Mof Gimmers]

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