After a post-Chanelle golden period of fun and happiness, things have once again gone a little bit dark in the Big Brother house. But if you want a laugh, then just remember those verbal gems that the housemates have come up over the last three months.

If your memory's not so great, then fear not, the Channel 4 BB site has created the Random Quote Generator - and lots of fun it is too. Not only does it give you a quote, it also gives you a link to the story which will give you the context. Instant nostalgia! The best one I've found so far is from Amanda: "When I close my eyes, I can still see fish!" Brilliant.

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