Please let his happen. Please. It would be the biggset coup the Channel 4 show would ever have -- bar the appearance of Elvis or perhaps, just maybe, Jesus.

I don't know why Paris Hilton would be such great viewing -- she is, after all, a jailbird nobody that has never done anything, ever -- but something tells me it just would be. She'd leave that house either popular as anything having convinced the world that she isn't all bad. Or, she'll leave in a mess, booed from every corner. So hated that even Davina would stand at the bottom of the stairs and boo too.

I wonder which scenario would happen. Either way, she'll still get her spot on the Friday Night Project.

And as for ratings, she's a surefire hit. Everyone would tune in to see how the girl would get on. Could she manage living on equal par with all those people? I quite like her (I know, shame on me), and I think she'd surprise everyone.

And we know she's not shy about being filmed...

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