Boo steenkin' Hoo. All types of muck is hitting all types of fan in the BB house as Ziggy finally puts Chanelle out of her misery. Instead of the whole process being akin to sending a sick old dog to heaven with a lethal injection, it's a bit like trying to send Nana to heaven via a food blender.

Yesterday afternoon, Ziggy summoned Chanelle for a chat and said their relationship was preventing him from enjoying BB. “I can’t carry on worrying about what I’m doing and treading carefully,” he said. “I have to be able to enjoy myself and do what I want.” Naturally, Chanelle responded by slowly telling him that she understood and wanted to remain friends as they had "been through a lot together". Of course, that last bit is a massive lie. Flan-elle flung her toys out of the pram as far as she could and screamed her little voice box until it snapped.

Of course, you have to sympathise a bit for the poor gal... it's pretty depressing being dumped live on national TV, and then repeated a thousand times on the various BB spin-off shows... but you can only sympathise so much eh? Why? Well it's all quite funny really.

After accusing the failed boybander of fancying Charley, she threatened to leave the house (but chickened out naturally). Of course, this ain't the first time we've seen all this, but this one seems a bit different to the others. What do you reckon? Are they over for good? Has Ziggy done it time to try and get his paws in the new (fake) girl's undercrackers? Or, more likely, they'll be fiddling with each other under a blanket by lunchtime?

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