Sorry for the later-than-usual update -- the gods of thunder inflicted a few technical hitches upon me. If you need me, I'll be down town buying a new surge protector and an industrial-strength rain mack. And possibly a sausage roll.

Heatworld reckons that Laura, Nicky and Charley will be punished for breaking nomination rules.

"Off with their heads!" screamed Heat.

Laura supposedly implied that the other girls should nominate Ziggy and Chanelle.

The task has been going well -- we think. Amanda is still a hot dog, Tracey didn't accept the offer of cigs and nominations, Ziggy resisted the food and Nicky withstood the 'envy' room... whatever the hell that was.

Liam is currently dressed as some sort of gay-bondage-stripper-70s bloke as part of his 'lust' task.

Charley, who is trying to stifle her anger, has had a couple of outbursts, but as the housemates are allowed 4 fails, they should still be safe.

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