This wonderful story popped up in the Daily Star this morning.

"Charley Uchea has declared war on the hate mob waiting to boo her out of the house," it says. "The wannabe says she will stick two fingers up to the crowds by turning herself into an A-list celebrity."

Sigh. The sad part is, she probably will. Nice housemates like Nicky (no, I mean it) will fade off into the darkness, but Charley will be EVERYWHERE. Remember that story when Grace got whacked in a club by some woman? Imagine that, but ten times worse. Everywhere Charley goes she'll get a slap, but with each joining of hand to cheek she'll earn another few column inches.

My advice to stick her in the house next door. Yes I know we all want her out, but listen a second. Put her in there, then make her exempt from any future nominations or public votes. Then extend the length of the series to, er, 50 years. Job done.

Keep Charley in! Keep Charley in!

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