Hurray! This week I love Brian. Well not love, that’s coming on a bit strong, but he is sure as hell giving us entertaining viewing.

I wasn’t sure of him at first but his diary room rants, his mentality (or lack of), his one-liners - he’s hilarious. And I have a feeling, its without him trying to be either. Despite what the forums out there think....

The best thing Big Brother has ever done was to ask the contestants, what they can and can’t do with a paper clip.

Gerry’s response made me cry with laughter (he just wants to be loved) but Brian’s stole the day. I just cannot understand how his mind works...

‘Well I can use it to make a chicken scratch and chicken scratch my arm?’ Er. What? Who in their right mind would think about ‘chicken scratching’ their arm. Here’s a paperclip, now what can you do with it. Erm. About the third thing that springs to mind, erm, yep, I can probably chicken scratch my arm. Right.

He’s not going to be forgotten about in a hurry having already wet the bed live on national TV.

His popularity in the outside world is mixed with quite a few thinking he's faking it - his stupidity that is, with his claims not know who Shakespeare's Romeo is..

Whatever he's doing, it seems to be working - he is current favourite to win according to Virgin Bets at 6/4.

Hm. Wonder if the rumours flying around about an alleged ‘dalliance’ he’s had with Charley whilst in the house will affect his popularity?

My favourite line of his so far, was during 'slop-gate', ranting about creamy food... If someone came round my house and I said to them what would you like for dinner and they said, the one thing I don’t like is anything creamy. I wouldn’t give them a whole great big f*ck off tin of creamy stuff for them to eat.

This is just mental.

This is just brilliant.

If it is an act, its a good one. Is he just another Nadia, Pete or Jade Goody? The jury's out, although he has said he has every episode of Big Brother under his bed, is he a game player? Hm.

Whatever, the lucky lucky lucky boy is my favourite housemate of the week. What next.

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