We'll summarise; so far, it consists of a fake housemate, 'Aussie' Pauline, and a fake eviction at the end of the week, where some poor sod will be evicted, grilled by Davina, see what their fellow housemates have said about them, and then be kicked back into the house. What a hoot. Let's pray it's Charley.

So, what about Pauline, or Thaila, or Pauline? For more on her, hold on after the jump!

Fake name;
Pauline, Walla Walla,Australia

The Proper one;
Thaila Zucci, Isleworth, UK

Fake job;
Waitress

Real one;
Actress (Of course!)
(But she may be ever-so-slightly better known for her part in Allstars, an early millennia pop group that also housed that one-wot-was-off-Hollyoaks. See their limited edition box-set here. £1? Bargain get!)

For more info on our new favourite marginally successful pop act, check out this rather brilliantly dated fansite, Allstars4eva. Oh the irony.

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