Is it me, or is Thaila's Australian accent not the only thing that stinks in Big Brother's fake week? 'Pauline' has entered the house just in time for... in my humble opinion (note the lack of acronym there)... Charley facing the public vote. Of course, the special rules for this week may end up with Charley getting voted out, only to be let back in and... yawn... kick up a fight or eight.

Aside from my complete Charley paranoia, I'm not sure what this exercise is supposed to achieve. It all seems a bit half baked and... badly thought out. What will taking someone out of the house, only to put them back in, achieve? A few scraps? Well we have them already. Maybe they think it'll stir things up when people have heard the 'Get Charley Out!' chants? Well, that stuff has already been shouted over the wall. Maybe they think this inclusion will make it interesting for us. Well, so far, it ain't. It can only mean one thing... it's a fix to keep Charley in. [Mof Gimmers]

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