It really is quite tough to pick quotes of the week - it seems like every highlights show has a collection of greats. This week, for instance, there's somehow no Brian in my top 3. I am clearly not watching closely enough.

3. Ziggy's little episode after the nominations were announced provided one of those scenarios that is funny precisely because the people involved are so serious. So Ziggy deciding to have a little lie-down in the shower? Funny. The fact that he was extremely solemn throughout, with no apparent recognition of how odd he was being? Funny. He even asked Chanelle why she thought his behaviour was weird. To which the only natural response was, of course, "Because you're lying in the shower with your clothes on and no water." No laughs, no giggles. Funny.

2. When Carole had a lighthearted go at Laura about the lack of wash action her manky dressing gown has seen while in the house, the Welsh motormouth took it fairly well. Until Carole left the vicinity, when, in proper Big Brother fashion, she had a little go behind her back. The go she had lost something, however, since she said Carole's comment was "like the kettle calling someone black." I can see what you were trying to do there, love.

1. Charley takes the top spot once again. The one that stood out for me was her claim that "I've only had about three arguments on this programme anyway!" Maybe she meant in that particular hour-long show, which would show a monumental knowledge of how each installment is put together (further grist to the mill of those who claim it's fixed?!). But no, she actually meant the duration of her time in the Big Brother house. This, naturally, was said before her 4,819th argument on the programme. And once again she's escaped being put up for eviction, so plenty more gems to follow, methinks.

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