Everyone is enjoying wondering what might be in Charley's autobiography. Today The Sun has had a go.

I don’t clean tables — I dance on them with no clothes on for men do you know what I’m saying though?

Heh heh heh.

In other news, the task this week is to run a TV channel -- BBTV. Housemates have to produce a news bulletin, an advert and a program every day this week. You can see the first attempts on Channel4.com now.

I give you 30 seconds until you get annoyed at Chanelle in that clip. Sheesh, her voice is piercing sometimes.

"Eat slop and watch the weight drop!"

Urgggh.

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