As soon as I heard about the fake housemate, I knew exactly what was going on. The whole thing was a plan to keep the odious Charley on our screens. It's clear that Charley is being given special rules to stay in the house. Using the N word? Never mind! It's Charley! Abusing house mates? Well, Big Brother doesn't normally tolerate that sort of thing... but seeing as it's Charley... you get the idea.
One thing that I'm baulking at is how this ruse has worked perfectly for the BB producers. They clearly want Charley to stay in, and the fake eviction cements her place in the house for a number of reasons. Firstly, no-one will nominate her this week in a bid to cleanse their consciences. Secondly, if they believe her pap about the response from the crowd, they'll no doubt feel that it's futile trying to vote out such a popular person. I imagine that there will be a lot of cosying up to this pointless moron due to a collective guilt. In all honesty, I can't believe that people voted to get her out at the weekend. I would have left her in. In fact, I'd leave her in there to rot long after the show has finished. [Mof Gimmers]
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