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Jade Goody has flown out (or maybe swam, like a killer whale) to the US to enrol in acting classes. Rumour has it that she is preparing for a role in an upcoming film.

Which is good news. Not because we all want to see Jade on the silver screen (or any screen, in fact. No wait, maybe a windscreen), but because it gives us all the chance to make up some possible film titles for our Jade to star in.

Here's what some of the Digital Spy forumers have come up with...

'Babe 3: Pig goes to Hollywood' - Longi1974

'Gobzilla' - the tiny 1

'Raging Bully' or 'The Sound Of Mucus' - Glyn W

Over to you...

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