Ever wanted to wipe your arse on Charley's face?

Sorry to be so crass. But last night the housemates were given the chance to do just that, with personalised toilet roll.

From the Channel 4 site:

"Oh my god," gasped Chanelle, "you've got to wipe your bum on your own face!"

Sensing an opportunity for a laugh, Liam asked: "Charley, can I have yours?"

Ha! Good old lad. Things quickly turned a little bit sickening though...

Gerry was more concerned with getting his hands on a certain person's toilet roll. "I want to use a bit of Liam's," he said with a grin.

"Gerry, you're not using any of mine," said Liam laughing, "because I know what you'll be using it for."

Urg. Still, at least it would give Freddy the night off.

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