Chanelle hasn't left yet. Surprise. She has done a spot of packing though, so there is some intent to go at least.

In tabloid land, Charley is already in full swing. The top story in the world (according to the Daily Star at least) is 'BB Charley: I bedded Prem star'.

Scandal. She won't name who it is, which most certainly means she's made it up. Apparently, if her footballing cousin Kieron Richardson were to find out, he'd "blow his top".

From the paper:

“Kieran made a point of telling me to keep away from footballers because he knows they can be trouble. He will blow his top if he discovers who it is. The thing is, I get to meet a lot of players through him and some try it on with me. I mostly just have a laugh and never do anything with them.

“But this guy was amazing and we couldn’t help it. We got together a few times without anyone finding out. We met in secret for sex.

“But it’s all over now and we’re not really friends any more. He was single at the time but he has a girlfriend and she wouldn’t be too happy to find out we’d been together. And Kieran will go mental at me!”

Yawn.

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