Chanelle is a porn star.

We're yet to see the footage, although I'll let you know if we ever do, trust me. In fact, I might make a nice little cover for it and get down the market as soon as possible.

Anyway, yeah, she's says she's made a porno with an ex-lover. And is now worried that the guy in question will sell off the video to make a few quid.

She's obviously not that worried or else she wouldn't have mentioned it.

On a sadder note, let's all spend a little moment to remember the death of poor Shambo, the sacred cow who was put down yesterday. Moo.

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