Liam. All simple and lumbering, seems to have captured the heart of rent-a-whine Nicky. Normally, Nicky would like nothing better than to kill every single bloke on the face of the earth (probably with her moan-beam), but since the £100,000 better off Geordie started opening his mouth... well it's love folks! "MARRY ME!" she stated.

Well, in a chin-wag with Brian and Carole last night, Liam ruled out anything happening between them. Although he did admit it was nice to have some female company, it seems he just doesn’t fancy her. “It’s not going to happen, because I don’t want it to,” he said. Pretty decisive eh? Seems that he's not as simple as he looks.

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