It's a tough decision this week.

To be honest, I wanted to go with Mike Reid - sorry I mean Lesley, as he/she has made my week by walking out. We no longer have to listen to her pointless whining and moaning about her wasting time being in the house. However, her walking out has meant I can no longer hope for Grotbags (Shabba) or Charley being evicted in the near future. Well for a week or so, anyway.

Laura and Ziggy are winning points on my Big Brother scale although haven’t done enough to win the Housemate of the Week accolade.

The cynic that I am, I can’t help think that Ziggy has studied his ‘how to behave in the Big Brother house’ manual a little too closely and is playing too much of a game. I can’t imagine somebody so hungry for fame not to have done so.

And Laura is just hungry... Which is great but she hasn’t done anything to make me give her such a rewarding title this week, I quite like her none the less. The fact she doesn’t have to do her make up, hair or give a f*ck before having breakfast or lunch – she’s happy just to wander around in her dressing gown, for what seems like, most of the day. Good on her!

This week I’ve gone with Tracey.

Her private rave in the diary room at 10.50 in the morning to celebrate her 37th birthday pleased me. The hippy cleaner danced her way through an hour-long rave where she waved her Ebenezer Goode glow sticks, white gloves, a workmen’s fluro jacket and face mask to her heart’s content.

I’m not sure much else needs to be said.

Tracey doesn’t really care what the others in the house think. Or perhaps even others in the world. And that’s what I quite like.

On the opening night she stumbled into the house in her Technicolor dream coat, pink hair and face like Wurzel Gummidge chanting ‘ave it’. She’s happy to say what she thinks, when she thinks it.

I don’t think she’ll win as she isn’t someone I’d expect the nation to warm to but she certainly will continue to entertain in her own ‘special’ way.

Anyway, who goes? You decide.

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