It was a dead heat between Charley and Shabnam this week. Both as infuriating as each other.

Luckily, Lesley removed her awful self from the house earlier in the week, so that prevented the dilemma of having three equally appauling candidates for 'Get Them Out!'.

If I could merge both Shabnam and Charley together in a Samanda fashion I most certainly would. Shabley. Charnam. Whatever.

Alas, that's not in the rules. I can choose only one, and after careful thought, I've settled on Shabs.

From the moment she stepped into the house she put up a front that was as thick as her make-up. Yet, unlike her make-up, the front is yet to be rubbed off. Interestingly, it was without make up that Shabnam looked her best. Maybe if she started acting properly she might gain a few fans.

But I can't see that happening.

"You're gonna make me cry!" she said, as she tried, desperately, to shed a couple of tears to make an emotional moment when she was given her suitcase back. "Give me a minute, please," she pleaded, "Just a second. One moment." Ugh! Big Brother hadn't even said anything.

And who can forget this diary room statement: "If I leave now, will I still get [magazine] deals?"

Horrible, horrible, horrible. Get her out.

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