Everybody hates Billi. Billi is slippery and snide. Billi thinks he's smart and sly. Billi is obviously a vacuous and vain fool. However, it doesn't matter how odious he is... it doesn't mean Charley is suddenly likeable. No sir. You're wrong.

It would seem that the nation has become tribal with regards to Big Brother 8. People are drawing lines in the sand and taking sides. Are you Team Billi or are you Team Charley? I'll tell you something... I've got quite a cultured brain and have developed the capacity to dislike more than one person at once. Charley is a horrendous vampire like human being who sucks my will to live at even the briefest of glimpses. She isn't good value for money. She doesn't make for great TV. She isn't entertaining. Why? Read on...

Charley's constant sniping and bickering seems to have brought the worst out in normally sane people. Cooing that she makes Big Brother 'interesting' doesn't wash with me. Hell no. Charley is a manipulative and underhand witch that needs to be taught a very public and humiliating lesson. I imagine there are those who still insist that she livens up the Big Brother house. Well, Hitler livened up the odd Pathe newsreel, but it didn't make him a good person did it?

Okay. Comparing Charley to a despotic Nazi may be a bit harsh, but it seems that people don't mind what you say as long as it's 'entertaining' (which to me means being over-the-top and harsh at the moment).

I've puzzled long and hard about this. I fear I may be lynched for what I say about this cretinous oik. Thankfully, I've got a get-out-of-jail-free card. I'll slag Charley off in the most repulsive and hideous way... but yeah? I'll just end all my sentences with yeah? You get me? I'm not being funny right, but, yeah? If some invented a machine that could launch humans into space yeah? So fast that the actually set alight on impact with the Van Allen Radiation Belt yeah? Charley would be in my top three people to take flight... you get me?

One of the twins... I forget which... hit the nail on the head in the recent votes. Basically, she said that Charley isn't 'real' because being 'real' doesn't mean you have to be rude. Charley is more than aware that she needs to kick up a stink to make it onto the highlights of the BB show because she's esentially devoid of anything worthwhile that will get her on TV. If she actually made friends with people, she'd probably have to get her titties out, and she's obviously hanging on to them for her inevitable photoshoot with Nuts/Loaded/Daily Sport.

I dislike Charley so much that I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire. Hang on. I would piss on her if she was on fire because my feeble projections wouldn't get close to putting her out... it would simply be an exercise in humilation... yeah? You get me?

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