Wednesday was funny, wasn't it?! As our Dave said:

"21:56 Completely and utterly overwhelmed, says Davina. Unlike Channel 4's viewers. That was a bit rubbish really, wasn't it?"

Yup, no-one gave a monkeys that Liam got the £100,000 - everyone thought he deserved it, and nobody goes into the house for the prize money now anyway. Will tonight's eviction be any more eventful? Let's hope so... pop over the cut, and keep refreshing for updates!

8.13 - Vote Saxon! I mean, don't do that - vote for who you want to be evicted:

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8.20 - Anyone been watching Glastonbury over on the Beeb? Remember to check our sister site My Chemical Toilet for all your festival news and reviews. But not yet, clearly! Right, I'll shut up 'til the show...

8.30 - Oh Davina, stop going on about the prize money thing, no-one cares. And stop gurning, too. It's not becoming. Boos and yays for Ziggy dumping Chanelle... I thought *he* was the one that was more into her! Apparently not.

8.31 - *Big* boos for Jonathan... I just hope Seany stays; he's good value.

8.33 - I can't believe that Ziggy has asked Carole whether he was considered for the money! That's so cheeky! He's also worried about 'one of the new boys'. I'm guessing it ain't Liam.

8.34 - Ziggy's discussing Billi in the diary room: 'unlucky for him, I got here first'. Well, that's a fantastic basis for a relationship, Zak!

8.37 - Naughty Carole! She's got 'writing material in the house' and Big Bro's not happy. She says she's trying to help Ziggy - I don't like either of them, to be quite honest.

8.38 - Awww, Seany and Gerry share a moment, over the wonder of the word 'duality'.

8.39 - Charley thinks that Billi's a trouble-maker - pot, kettle and black spring to mind. Brian thinks that Billi should back off Chanelle.

8.41 - Back off from Chanelle. *Slaps own wrist.*

8.43 - Wait, that sounds wrong too! Let's just move on....

8.46 -YES! BOOS FOR CAROLE! AT LAST! Mwahaha.

8.47 - Oooh, part one of the first Big Brother Break-Up. First, Jonathan's winding Billi up. Good for him.

8.48 - Nicky and Liam think that Amanda fancie Billi (I, on the other hand, still can't tell her and her sister apart, and I'm not proud of that) Haha and Tracey's gone straight to tell Billi! Bless little Mandy.

8.50 - Chanelle's told Ziggy that he looks like Pat Sharpe... he's pretending to be annoyed. Except I don't think he's *actually* pretending.

8.52 - Ziggy is starting Operation Break-Up by discussing his relationship with the lads, and while he's saying that he doesn't know what to do, it's clear he wants out.

8.55 - Here comes the big conversation between Chanelle and Ziggy, and it seems that Billi is the main issue.
Ziggy: I don't wanna be a part of any games
Chanelle: You're on a game show
BRILLIANT! Actually it's quite poignant...

9.02 - How bad does that '3 Fat Brides, 1 Thin Dress' show look?! Very.

9.03 - Why boos for Seany? I'm missing something about this guy. Onto Break-Up Part 2!

9.04 - Charley thinks that Billi likes 'one of the twins' too - 'funny little things, ain't they?' Well, quite.

9.05 - Nicky loves Liam! Nicky loves Liam!

9.07 - Ziggy keeps talking in riddles... speak plainly man! You're threatened by Billi and it's knocked your ego, admit it. But all will be ok, Chanelle's just got alcohol.

9.08 - I hate Ziggy. Official. He won't let Chanelle give her side of the story, and he's letting other people's opinions affect his relationship with her. She has *every right* to be upset. Why can't I vote him out?!

9.11 - Seany with straight hair! Haha! I like the guy, but I think he must be deluding himself when he says that he's been nominated because he's so nice and funny... Positive thinking, that's right mate.

9.17 - Davina's presenting style is different... all that irony. Where have the crappy puns gone?!

9.18 - Billi's asking Brian and Liam whether it looks like a love-triangle, and thinks that the solution to all his problems is to go to the diary room and ask BB for a girl he can 'get it on' with. Delightful.

9.21 - Everybody's talking about Ziggy,and not very much of it is complimentary. HA.

9.22 - Carole thinks that she will leave, Seany wants the housemates to keep BB light-hearted - so do we, man, so do we - and Jonathan has had fun for the last week.

9.25 - Davina's talking to the house, and the second person to be evicted is......... Seany. SEANY??? How rubbish.

9.28 - For the first, and hopefully last time, I'm in agreement with Charley - that was the wrong decision. And poor Gerry!

Right, meet you back here after 8 Out Of 10 Cats...

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