Right then! Part 2, after the jump...

This is what we know so far: One person will get £100,000, and the rest of the housemates will think that there is no longer any prize money. But there still is, the £100,000 in the diary room is bonus.

21:31 Hello stomach ache. Didn't quite plan my mid-blog fry up.

21:32 Davina looks like she's busting for a piss. Get on with it. No! No more action! We know what happened. Sheesh.

21:34 Hip hip! Hooray! London has won the Olympics! Oh wait...it's just a task.

21:36 Here comes Gerry pretending to be all smart as Nicky gazes towards Liam. Again.

21:38 Drama in the Big Brother house. I'm no expert, but if you ask a woman if you "can just forget it" and her response is "Yeah", what she actually means is "No".

21:39 Ooh, here's the infamous condom incident. "Look what he did to my bear!" Haha. "If you think it's funny to put a condom on my bear...". Oh the innuendo.

21:42 Classic. Probably the best bit this year. Note to Gerry: It's not a real bear.

21:43 Ads. "Hovis Best of Both -- great tasting white bread". LIE! It's horrid.

21:46 Keith Lemon! Legend!

21:47 Come on Carole! There's £100,000 in the diary room, and you're worrying about a bloody towel. And now you're crying. Get her out.

21:48 "Er, hello? There's £100,000 in the diary room and you're arguing about towels?" - Davina. Didn't I just say that? Hmm, fishy.

21:49 The nominees are called to the diary room.

21:50 They must choose! Genius! Give it to someone poor. Ooh, the rest of the house knows too.

21:51 If Charley gets it, I quit.

21:52 Carole thinks Ziggy. Seány thinks Laura. Jonathan can't decide, but knows he "Can't do Laura."

21:53 It's LIAM.

21:54 Carole is given the job of announcing the winner.

"We had a minute to decide, and we've chosen Liam." He's not even happy. What a chump. The twins are yet to realise there was a task.

21:55 Ah he does care, he's crying now. Poor little poppet.

21:56 Completely and utterly overwhelmed, says Davina. Unlike Channel 4's viewers. That was a bit rubbish really, wasn't it?

Thanks for reading! Now go and watch Keith Lemon.

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