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20:32 - Davina is wearing one of the telepathic hats. Very nice.

20:33 - A week of rule-break and heartache, apparently. "Get Charley out!" scream the crowd. Here come the numbers:

Billi - 09011 21 22 15
Carole - 09011 21 22 02
Tracey - 09011 21 22 11

20:35 - The breakfast song! I saw this live and, I'm quite ashamed to say, enjoyed it. Ziggy and Chanelle are really quite sickening, aren't they? Urg.

20:38 - Ahh Jonathan. Haven't you left yet mate? You've got a wedding to get to!

20:39 - "Eggs bacon beans!" squeals Laura in that dressing gown that must really stink by now. She's wearing it ALL the time. Tramp.

20:40 - Here she goes. Motormouth. No idea what that dumbo Charley said.

20:42 - Come on Liam! Put some effort in son!

20:43 - Great rendition from Davina! Haha! She'll see us in four.

20:44 - Like betting? Go and bet then.

20:46 - BANG! And the dirt is gone.

20:47 - And we're back. Happy anniversary Matthew. Billi getting the biggest boos so far, but still plenty of "Get Charley out" chants.

20:49 - Jonathan getting down wid the kids with a spot of Lemar. If there's any justice, mate, you'd have left by now.

20:50 - Meanwhile, Nicky flogs the proverbial dead horse.

20:52 - Jonathan feels a bit of a plank for changing his mind about leaving. Poor soul. Oh boo hoo, you lost £50,000. I'm devastated for you. Inside Carole talks about cleaning while looking like she's enrolled in the Ku Klux Klan. Is it too much to ask for people to get dressed?

20:55 - Nicky subjects Liam to another marriage test. "It's not difficult to have sex with people is it?" he says. Cocky bastard.

20:58 - Billi No Mates. What a little girl. Sat there like some 12 year old whining about people apparently talking to him. Get a grip! Grow some testicles! And take off those sunglasses. "I hope I get another week." Don't count it on it mate.

21:00 - More ads. Mmmm, KFC.

21:04 - Aw, I love Lily Allen.

21:06 - "Zac... and we're gonna be on TV!" Really?! So...these cameras... they're for recording stuff?!

21:08 - Tracey thinks Billi will go.

21:09 - What makes Billi think we care what he thinks?

21:10 - "Nooo! Don't give me test. You can't give me this!" Oh yes they can! Don't get too excited mate -- you might wet yourself.

21:12 - "I couldn't just live on Linda McCartney meals" - Brian. Don't blame you mate. "They all speak like they're pissed," .... ! Has there ever been a better analysis of Shakespeare?

21:14 - It's fun to stay at the YYYYYMCA!

21:15 - Back to lovely Davina. It's the axis of evil she says of Billi and Charley's emerging friendship -- quite right too!

21:19 - Gotta love Joan Rivers.

21:20 - People's hearts, apparently. Chanelle's face! Priceless.

21:22 - She wants the slop back! Just a heart love, we've all got one. Apart from Charley.

21:23 - Billi and Charley have even started dressing like each other now. "I think we can take Ziggy," says Billi, ironically accusing the others of having game plans.

21:25 - "My brother used to be a wrestler," says Carole. Must be in the genes.

21:26 - Liam: "Do you think you'll go tomorrow?" Billi: "No." Hahahaha! Stop it, you're killing me.

21:27 - Apparently Gerry has slept with over 2000 men. Ouch. At least it gives you somewhere to put your shopping.

21:28 - "Big Brother house... this is Davina!"

21:28 - BILLI! Haha! Look at his deflated little face! Take that you smug little gremlin man.

21:29 - Ziggy hasn't bothered to get up to commiserate Billi. Good lad.

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