"Guess who's back in town! Citizen Science is back around!"

Yay!

How could we ever forget Citizen Science? Quite easily, in fact, but since Mof posted his finest Big Brother moment yesterday I felt there was no better time to bring this wonderful specimen of idiocy to our attention once more.

Those who can remember as far back as BB6 will no doubt recall that poor little Kieron (that's Science) didn't really get on with his fellow housemates. I'm pleased to say that he's had a swift change in fortune and now has lots of friends!

At least, that's what his blingin' MySpace page says.

Science is now a hip-hop slash garage slash grime artist. His first single, Power 2 the People, is set for release this year, although Science coyly admits that the single is TBA. That's To Be Announced, not To Be Aborted as you may have thought/hoped.

Despite Science's imminent failure in the music industry (it really is awful), you just have to take heart that Science is now a man truly among his people, a point beautifully demonstrated by a comment from a friend calling himself 'dan': "eazzi science, ur defo the greatest bb owsm8 haha n ur tunes r beltin pal! keep it up u ledge! dc"

Good for you, boys. Nice to see that out of all his friends, Science's best friend is, yup, himself.

Bless. We'll be searching out another 'owsm8' next Friday. Suggestions welcome.

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